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Thu, May 5, 2011

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One of our clients Triumph CNC was going to leave a check for us as he was not going to be at his shop so he left directions. It was so funny and creative that I had to share it with those of you enjoy a good laugh. If you need custom CNC work, please contact Steve, he’s a crack up!

Enjoy…

Hi Oliver,

I will make it really simple.  Go to the big gate, if it is locked, the combination is 1549875 divided by the square root of 612 as an integer. Once you get inside the gate you will see a black tarp covering a piece of electronic equipment.  Ignore that. Go to the compressor.  Spin the flywheel on the compressor two full revolutions (this is just for fun).  On the side of the flywheel you will see a series of letters.  If you take the alphabet and write it out backwards then each letter refers to an inverse number. Take the algorithm of “x” times the sum of all the digits and multiply it by the negative power of the one number that is on the flywheel.  That will give you the combination to the lock box that holds the key to the door of the main electrical panel.  Be careful not to touch any wires in that panel as it is 220 volts three phase.  Wedged between the 200 amp breaker and the 100 amp breaker there will be an envelope.  Open that envelope and it will tell you where I hid your check.

I won’t be in phone range so if you have any problems with this, you are on your own.

Best,

Steve

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